i-like-your-friggin-face
just-a-nameless-nobody:

kaieraai:

thedoctor-and-his-trolls:

delightfully-derranged:

tonystarksnipples:

calamithyjane:

riddlemehiddleston:

pulpfanfiction:

glocktary:

thoracs:





you did it
you win the award for best addition to my post

i tried so fucking hard to scroll past this

i tried and i failed



i cant breathe.

send help. dying

"I am the snake in my boot"

but how do you fuck up that bad

just-a-nameless-nobody:

kaieraai:

thedoctor-and-his-trolls:

delightfully-derranged:

tonystarksnipples:

calamithyjane:

riddlemehiddleston:

pulpfanfiction:

glocktary:

thoracs:

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i am leg

you did it

you win the award for best addition to my post

i tried so fucking hard to scroll past this

i tried and i failed

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i cant breathe.

send help. dying

"I am the snake in my boot"

but how do you fuck up that bad

ask-germerica-wurst-burger

keepongaming:

last year i was eating in a fancy, large restaurant when i began to hear a rumble and the distant sound of people chanting ‘potassium, potassium’ and suddenly hundreds of people dressed as bananas flood this restaurant chanting potassium over and over and we were trapped there for a very long time because the bananas would not leave and they were everywhere

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imagei wasn’t joking

Why

ask-germerica-wurst-burger

askdewhoneymorn asked:

*rings doorbell* hello you home.

ask-germerica-wurst-burger answered:

Alfred ran over and opened the door.

"Artie! Dude hey what’s up?"

ask-germerica-wurst-burger:

askdewhoneymorn:

ask-germerica-wurst-burger:

askdewhoneymorn:

Mmhmmm I Said that because guess what *whispers in ear* I love you Alfred

*freezes*

You….do?

Of course i do silly *kisses* why would I do that if I didn’t love you

*blushes*

*Hurried home with Arthur*

*kisses roughly* oh alfred